In the past, we would chronicle and discuss countless examples of drinkers OVER 21 behaving badly, as "Things Underage Drinkers Didn't Do". Time to do it again:
In the past few months or so in America:
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly crash her car into a birthday party, killing two children.
An underage drinker did NOT punch a flight attendant multiple times after drinking rum, causing the flight to divert, and then have the chutzpah to spit on and groin-kick the police officers who escorted him off the flight.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly BITE a flight attendant on an international flight, forcing the flight to divert.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly drive 105 mph with a BAC of 0.23 and crash into and kill another driver.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly drive in the wrong direction on I-95 and kill a young nursing student.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly steal a car and then crash it into two police cars.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly run over an elderly woman with a snowplow in a parking lot, killing her.
An underage drinker did NOT drunkenly bite the finger off of a wedding guest who tried to restrain him after he inappropriately touched another guest.
An underage drinker did NOT have the chutzpah to get herself arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at an AA meeting of all places. Not to be outdone in chutzpah, she kicked the police officers and added insult to injury by puking in the patrol car.
An underage drinker did NOT pull a gun on another parent at a youth football game because of something they said, then argued with police and threatened to kill the K9 too.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just the tip of the iceberg...
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