You have probably heard of Buy Nothing Day. Celebrated on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving and the biggest shopping day of the year, this self-explanatory holiday is meant to be a protest against consumerism. But perhaps you didn't know that the biggest drinking day of the year is the day before Thanksgiving. That's right, it's not New Year's Eve, but the day before Thanksgiving.
Thus, we at Twenty-One Debunked have decided to create our own protest holiday, Drink Nothing Day. It is designed as a way for people 21 and over to show solidarity with those under 21 by not drinking any alcohol that day. To observe this holiday, which can only logically be done by folks over 21, one must not drink any form of alcohol at all during the entire 24 hours of that date, as well as the following day until sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Then, one may drink, but one must give thanks that prohibition no longer applies to him or her. Other things include wearing two black armbands: one to symbolize those soldiers who died before being able to drink legally in the very country they served, and another to symbolize those under 21 who were killed by a drunk driver over 21.
We will observe this holiday this year, and every year thereafter until the drinking age is lowered to 18 in all 50 states. After that, we should rename the holiday "Novemberfest" or something like that.
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Not a bad idea. You might want to pass this to others in the movement.
ReplyDeleteHi Ajax. Go to [CR]s website. We are debating a pro-21 guy. He is spouting a great deal of junk science. So, uh, have at him. Please.
ReplyDeleteI went to the site and cannot seem to find where this debate is taking place. Is it on the blog site, or Opposing Views? Who is this junk science lover? I'd be happy to floor him in the debate.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I think I found him. And it looks like you already won. Good job. But I made a post anyway to seal our victory.
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