Dear JUUL Labs,
Since you were founded in 2015 as a spinoff from Pax Labs, you have always presented yourselves, at least publicly, as the underdog saving the world in the fight against the evil Big Tobacco. Little did America know that you were about to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and make fools, and then cynics, of us all.
Why do we hate thee, JUUL? Let us count the ways:
- You loudly proclaimed yourselves as the enemy of Big Tobacco, but you began to copy their playbook awfully quickly in terms of advertising to young people and cynically attempting to implement your own "anti-vaping" progams in schools. (You claimed that was just an oversight.)
- You chose a much higher nicotine level for your products than other vape brands, by far. That was most likely to try to edge out the competition, and it worked--at the expense of a new generation of nicotine addicts, that is.
- You lowered your nicotine content when selling in the European Union and Israel (who by law set the maximum allowable nicotine content of vape products much lower than the American version of your products), but curiously still do not offer such reduced-nicotine products in the USA, or any nicotine-free products.
- Until very recently, you failed to adequately warn users that your products contain nicotine and are addictive. Many young people did not even know that all JUULs contain nicotine, let alone such a high level of it.
- When the FDA finally blew the whistle on you, you responded in the most cowardly way possible. You decided to throw young adults under the bus by calling for the age limit for vaping products to be raised from 18 to 21, and you banned 18-20 year olds from your website. And you still made no significant changes to your highly-addictive products, save for the removal of a few flavors.
- And worst of all, you literally SOLD OUT to Altria Group (aka Philip Morris), whose name is literally synonymous with Big Tobacco. You know, the evil industry you once claimed to be fighting against? Your deal with the devil may have made you richer and bought you some temporary protection, but everything comes with a price, and your day will come very soon.
Thus, in light of the above grievances, we hereby excommunicate you. Here is your bell, book, and candle, you cowardly quislings. Now go take your crack nicotine and shove it!