The 1998 horror sci-fi film Disturbing Behavior was a classic in the youth rights-adjacent genre. It takes place, of course, in the USA (Washington State). But what if it took place in the nearby Canadian province of Alberta, who is light-years ahead of the USA (a pitifully low bar to clear, we know) in terms of youth rights? How would Disturbing Behaviour (note the spelling) go in that context?
Student 1: "Oh, so a bunch of wannabe technocrats are trying to do some sort of weird mind control thought reform brainwashing crap on us. How cute."
Student 2: "It's not gonna work on us, though. They picked the wrong town to mess with, and probably the wrong province too." (Laughs)
Technocrat: "Foiled again!" (Packs up and moves far away)
The End
(Credits roll, to the same song as the original, "Got You (Where I Want You)" by The Flys)
